I need a decoy wallet for areas where it isn’t wise to be paying from my Louis

you’re the fucking worst

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'Cause when you meet someone new,

It all just takes over you,

And you think that you never really tried,

Open your heart (open your mind)

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me: *knocks on your door*
me: yes hello do you have time to talk about jukebox the ghost
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After threats against her life, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an upcoming talk at Utah State University. Gamergate trolls are celebrating on Twitter while simultaneously dismissing the threats as nothing. Does this read like nothing to you?

“I will write my manifesto in her spilled blood, and you will all bear witness to what feminist lies and poison have done to the men of America.”

The email’s author threatened to murder feminist women indiscriminately in a mass shooting. And because carrying guns on campus outweigh the right of students and guests to be safe, Anita Sarkeesian canceled her talk.



The bullies won this time. And if you think this shit isn’t dangerous, I’m fresh out of fucks to give and I’m not restocking any time soon. It’s goddamn wrong to to dismiss this by claiming the author isn’t serious. Elliot Rodger’s rantings were dismissed until it was too late.

This. Is. Not. OK.

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Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!

Husbands are incredibly useless

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I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty


I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

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if I lost you

for Austin

If I lost you

I couldn’t listen to twenty-one pilots
without hearing your voice
singing at the top of your lungs
rapping like nobody’s watching
in your yellow boat car

I wouldn’t dare drink Dr. Pepper
fearing that the 23 flavors
would give way
and leave the taste of your lips behind

I would never again see
the sunset over the 360 bridge
without feeling your strong hands
holding me at the edge,
but never letting go

lost to me would be
the nights you lose yourself in a laptop
and I draw you into my arms
though you lightly protest,
you give in to my call
almost like magic

you are the magic
waking up in the mornings
seeing your face through the blinds-light
feeling your breath match mine
not getting close enough to you
wanting to say a million words
knowing that, for now, just three will do

good morning, baby!
you want breakfast?
I love you.

or, a personal favorite:
ten more minutes.

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You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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Still fucking relevant.


Still fucking relevant.

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